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"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2) 06/17/2019 at 11:00 • Filed to: Asspat, You really are plumbing new depths this week, Resurrection, They will kill him and he will be raised on the third day, Stop getting hit you inept dumbfuck, Does anyone read the tags?

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I genuinely thought I’d never see it again, but here we are. The legendary butt of Oppo’s jokes, my 2015 Passat TSI Limited, is back once again.

See? It looks good as new if you close your eyes and stand back about 250 miles.

After the second hit, which admittedly only required a new rear bumper, the car was sent to the body shop. Mind you, this was only three days after we got it back from the first accident. Nothing was severely damaged internally from either accident, so the car was fixed. To celebrate, I even got new Michelin tires from Costco and an oil change at the dealership.

I will be taking it on a nice long road trip later this summer, so I’m looking forward to that.

I do intend on keeping it for a long time, but I will be adding a second car since this one is basically worth as much as any of my 1/18 models at this point. 62k miles and it feels like it has every bit of another 32 ft to 62k miles left to go.

It really did hurt thinking I’d lose my buddy since senior year of high school, but thankfully, we’re reunited once again.

Here’s to many, many more miles.

Alfalfa > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/16/2019 at 23:42

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Roa d trip to the Grand Canyon, return by airplane.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Alfalfa 06/17/2019 at 11:01

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Can I just drive it off the edge myself?

Ash78, voting early and often > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/17/2019 at 11:02

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Are you Thelma or Louise?

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Ash78, voting early and often 06/17/2019 at 11:04

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Yes.

Nibby > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/17/2019 at 11:08

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here’s to one month of being on the road!

Svend > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/17/2019 at 11:08

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Her European cousin says hi.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Nibby 06/17/2019 at 11:09

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That’s awfully optimistic, don’t you think?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/17/2019 at 11:15

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I think they are handsome cars.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/17/2019 at 11:30

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This is punishable by gulag.

Nibby > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/17/2019 at 11:30

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perhaps

WilliamsSW > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/17/2019 at 12:29

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You know you should send Asspat to gulag.

EDIT - and yes I read the tags

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > WilliamsSW 06/17/2019 at 12:43

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FINALLY

This is for you

Spanfeller is a twat > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/17/2019 at 12:53

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You say it was revived three days later?

Who knew the prophet could appear in any form

WilliamsSW > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/17/2019 at 12:57

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Now I am content

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/17/2019 at 14:41

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Sounds like my luck.

I was hit by a red light runner.

Right after getting it back, I was rear ended.

Watch out for hail next!